Rethink That One, Buddy

I'm not quite sure that the best strategy for appearing innocent of attempting to kidnap a little boy is to turn yourself in wearing a clerical collar. Especially, when you're not really a priest.

Craig, an aspiring opera singer, turned himself in yesterday, the sources said. When he surrendered at the 48th Precinct stationhouse, he was carrying a Bible and wearing a clergyman's collar, but it was not clear if he had any formal religious affiliation, the sources said.

You might as well show up wearing sequined pajamas and one white glove.