That's the number of words that Orson Scott Card spends discussing toilet paper in this week's "Uncle Orson Reviews Everything" column. (It follows his review of Wedding Crashers.) OSC tackles just about every possible angle about this topic that could be thought of, but I think this sentence is one of the more remarkable (and inspiring) things I've read in a while.
And someday, people in every country will realize that they are just as good as Americans, and therefore deserve to have toilet paper that treats them as kindly -- and cleanly -- as American toilet paper.
Which is a good point or as I think another American would have put it: "Good toilet paper is not God's gift to America; it's God's gift to the world."
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